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dear druidic software community,
it's with a heavy heart that i must announce support for master cylinder is ending. it's been a long road, after devoting 15 years and $400 million dollars to the project, we have come to the unfortunate realization that the cylinder based entertainment market has drastically changed. this is not our fault, no, it is the gamers who are wrong, they refuse to recognize the superior nature of cylinder based media. we are immediately pulling all resources and putting all our effort into developing our next game, noir et blanc. we bitterly regret having you for customers.
sincerely,
management
ps - all master cylinder staff has been summarily executed for their failure. if you would like to memorialize them you are offered the ability to plant trees in their memory.
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